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Former AEHI CEO Don Gillispie

Former AEHI CEO Don Gillispie
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Thursday, December 2, 2010

Don's Got a Busy Day Today

Tentative Schedule:
  7:50  AM: Issue vacuous, self-serving press release about a few daytraders' written supporting testimony for AEHI for tonight's P and Z hearing in Payette.
10:00 AM:  Issue vacuous, self-serving, and rehashed old press release in attempt to manipulate stock price.
12:20 PM:  Lunch with minders and assistants.
12:30 PM:  Ask minders what he's supposed to say and how he's supposed to say it when asked questions by those pesky busybodies
1:30 PM:    Head to Court for Pretrial Conference in lawsuit to get $50,000 company check back:
Whoa!- Case Settled!

1:30 PM:  Ask minders what he's supposed to do next, and what a "tweet" is.
3:30 PM:  What the hell, let's issue another press release.
4:00 PM  Update Facebook page to quell rising tide of unease among day-traders
5:00 PM  Find leftover roll of stickers from Elmore County to hand out at Payette Planning and Zoning Hearing, helping to further rancor and division in a once-quiet community:

5:05 PM:  Check closing stock price to see what flurry of press releases to send out the next morning.
7:00 PM:  Show up to hearing, make sure minders are ready to keep stories as straight as possible. Water? No Problem!  Cooling? It's Magic, right? Jobs? You Betcha!  Razzle! Dazzle!

9:00 PM- Relax and unwind after yet another long day of shoveling shit.


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